Well...it's only fair that he's starting to take some offense. I mean, he's been dishing out offensiveness pretty heavy for the last 4 years.
Oh, and it's offensive to tell your people to stand down when they're getting necro raped.
Well...it's only fair that he's starting to take some offense. I mean, he's been dishing out offensiveness pretty heavy for the last 4 years.
Oh, and it's offensive to tell your people to stand down when they're getting necro raped.
Oops! I tweeted my request to Putin to spill the beans on Benghazi instead of here, but he got the message anyway.
Russians don't like competition in arms dealing to the Syrians
Oh good lord. People, I write a lot of stuff. 1/2 is crazy made up junk that distracts and confuses idiots and is designed solely to contrast and highlight the real stuff I slip in here under the radar. If you can't tell which is which, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR IDIOCY.
ORIGINAL STORY
Has anyone seen that ginormous tinfoil hat I stole off the obese circus midget? I think I'll wear it until after the election.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
What hath I wrought? This story is blowing up on twitter. See? Everything I touch explodes in a fireball of....um...flaming balls of explosions...and junk.
Wisconsin, those dope bars, Benghazi... Although to be fair, that situation was pretty fugged' up before I came along. But you see what I mean? Now do you all realize why I hide out here so much? It's because when I stray off the reservation. I always wind up with a mule cart full of whiskey and scalps and no fuggin' recollection of how I obtained either.
People, people. It was a message sent by Russia to knock off the weapons dealing in Syria. That's how it works. You sub contract out to the locals and walk away from that ish'. Your message gets sent without you having to go to the store for Alka Seltzer every half hour. Just trust me on this. Anyway, the kidnapping deal was just a possibility, a backup contingency plan that Jug Ears would have figured out eventually, if he didn't have it sitting in the back of his mind...next to the gay porn or something.
Besides, he called off military support. Let's nail him on what we can prove.
Making up stuff is more entertaining.Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
I heard his gay lover from the 4th grade was visiting a fellow pillow biter and some blogger was getting too close to obtaining evidence so overlord zero staged the whole protest to have the muzzie bro-hood take him out. Weapons were provided from the leftover stash of fast & furious eric holder was hiding in his attic.
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