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    Chris Christie crying and whining during and after the hurricane. Notorious words... "I don't care about any elections"
    Then he runs to Obama looking for some money. The turncoat then praises Obama like he is their Messiah and will make everything okay.

    Was this a sell out or dod Obama hold NJ hostage of Fema dollars?

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    It was a sell-out AND a hostage situation. I tend to like Christy's style but that's not good enough. He's just another stinkin' pol.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    His state got hit by a hurricane. His job is to help his state recover. Bipartisanship is a good thing in situations like this. The issue isn't why Christie likes free money to rebuild Jersey, it's what the F was Jug Ears doing there all day? All I hear is how first responders, other rescue people, the Red Cross and FEMA are all highly trained professionals and that we need to get out of their way and let them do their job. Jug Ears could have done his from the end a phone. He's insulting all those hard working selfless Americans by showing up and totally getting in the way.

    So, what did he do all day? Not much. He brought Christie a stack of pizzas and a blank check and then proceeded to yammer away like a jackass for half an hour on the debil box.

    People impressed by Jug Ears FEMA jacket are probably voting for him anyway so let's move on and concentrate on Benghazi.

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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    Wait, wait, wait. Just like Jug Ears picking Detroit for the World Series, I should have remembered that any endorsement from the dirty q-tip is the kiss of death. See? Now that people are begging Jug Ears in the street for food and water what can he do? He owns this disaster because he personally stepped in and put his stamp on everything.

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    The fat bastard needs some of the meth from uncle Al.
    Last edited by Sienn; 11-03-2012 at 10:04 PM. Reason: I need meth also

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    Sorry. I haven't had any since the early 70s when my buddy's brother got out of the Navy. He was a med corpsman and found some way to filch 4 oz. bottles of Merck USP crystalline 100% methamphetamine hydrochloride out of the pharmacy without getting caught. Anything less would have been a bitter disappointment after that so I stopped, thank God. I don't miss it.

    But if you want a shot of something I got some nice aņejo tequila here. Won't that do?
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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    You see? Jiggapop has neither meth nor Micky's big mouths. Hell, he ain't even got American likker'. I see a pattern developing here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Burr View Post
    You see? Jiggapop has neither meth nor Micky's big mouths. Hell, he ain't even got American likker'. I see a pattern developing here.
    Note, please, that it's only the tequila I'm trying to get rid of. I'm keeping my George Dickel and Bulleit to myself.
    You're right, though, in that I don't have any Micky big mouths. Only some Sam Adams ale and Yuengling porter.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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