Out Them All

[Aaron Burr]

By now I'm sure you've all heard about that NY paper that printed the names and locations of the NY state people who have gun permits. Somehow, they omitted the names and addresses of all those New Yorkers who own gunz but lack a permit. A mere journalistic oversight no doubt.

Anyway, as outrageous as that act seemed, someone with mighty balls of titanium has neatly turned the tables. Not only has the name and location of the editor been released to the public (see above) but these fine fellows, www.standupfightback.us have found the names, numbers and addresses of all those concerned with the creation of that article. Enjoy!...for snarky perusals sake only. I don't want any of you to actually call these people up and breath heavy over the phone or anything. Nor do I want any of you mailing them a Kwanzaa ham or other token of your affection. And totally don't drive by their homes with a bullhorn. As hilarious and totally justified as that may sound, it's probably as illegal as owning a gun in New York but failing to obtain a permit for it.

[Ironsmith]

Ya know I tried to call Dwight a couple times now to express my misgivings toward this journalistic tragedy. He simply won't take my call, imagine that? I guess I'll keep going down the list of responsible parties.

The thing is, should some crackhead invade the sanctity of someones home published in that despicable piece of garbage to steal their legally owned weapons or do them bodily harm because the likes of Dwight made a point to sh!t all over the security and welfare of their homes and families I want to make it known I'd really like to help provide anyone victimized with the best attorneys in the country money can buy.

[Mr. T]

He just saved the gun owners some money and now they won't have to buy any of those nifty signs for their yards.

[THX-1138]

I am sure we all have a liberal living close. However if he lives next door, this yard sign will make them go right past crazy and into a straight-jacket. "hey I need something to HOPE for "

[Ironsmith]

THX nails it! Here's his likeness being put to good use.