Like we didn't already know. This vid shows how brain dead Americans are and how even the chinese (Chen's people) can spot a commi. He is one of their own.
Like we didn't already know. This vid shows how brain dead Americans are and how even the chinese (Chen's people) can spot a commi. He is one of their own.
Last edited by Mr. T; 02-25-2013 at 09:50 PM. Reason: 12 hour grief from Chen
You spelled Chinee wrong. I'd fix it for you but that's kinda like welfare and feeding birds. Oh and it's usually better to use the "Heathen Chinee" reference. And since you didn't I'm putting this up on front street so other people can poke fun at Jug ears and his heathen admirers. -Good job, you made the front page on a Monday.
But whatever, this thread has me tweaking for some of that yummy Celestial food. Egg rolls and those fried things with cheese in the middle are heart attack worthy.
Get in the car T, grab the rest of the crew and head on over. Dinner's on me tonight.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
You have to capitalize "Americans" to, it's just required. Now hurry up I'm wasting away to nothing and those gooks are making that stir fry stuff on the buffet tonight.
On Edit: I got tired of waiting and went out for some Chinee Buffet, it was amazing! Have any of you ever sat in one of those places and pondered the fact that no such establishment exists in their home country?
I managed to pound down enough Hibatchi Stir fry and deep fried egg rolls to exceed the total monthly food volume consumed in an entire village of those people. For kicks, I like to leave some food on every plate and make the wait staff haul it off to the trash all the while seeing them plot the various ways they could attempt to salvage it and send it back to the Old Country to feed their starving relatives.
Last edited by Ironsmith; 02-25-2013 at 03:09 PM.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Gotta be careful with a Chinee Boo-fay. Being as cheap as they are, they tend to leave uneaten food way too long in the steam trays but if you go when they're just getting cranked up for the lunch or dinner rush it's usually a great place to pig out for few bucks. Be sure to have a few zip-loc bags to use when they're not looking. Microwave reheated Gen. Tso's chicken! Spare ribs! Pork fried rice! Yum!
I think I'll try to get a volume discount on Obamao T-shirts so I can sell 'em at a high markup as targets at the local shooting range.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Well yea, I managed to smuggle out an entire rib cage and a couple pounds of pork fried rice with a full steam tray of coconut shrimp safely tucked under one of my spare chins.
I always get there right about 5 when the fresh stuff hits the feeding trough and load up.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Geez, I never go Chinee. They cook in the toilet.
Hmmm. I see I've had it backwards all this time. I thought they just p!ssed in the woks.Originally Posted by Zonga
Warning! Never order 包皮垢醬炒糞便 from the traditional side of the menu.
Last edited by Uncle Al; 02-25-2013 at 06:54 PM. Reason: add warning
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Haven't you ever noticed those little 3x5 cards they have in the bathroom?
冲洗两次，这是一个很长的路要走厨房
Flush twice, it's a long way to kitchen.
Chinee or Chinese I don't care if I offend the worlds biggest communist consumer nation.
Chen will have to get over it and work overtime without any extra pay.
We don't particularly care if you offend their entire nation either genius, it's just how we like to refer to them.
You know, kind of like keeping up tradition or putting a degree from the Archie Bunker school of semantics to work. Now go stand in the corner and drive chopsticks under your fingernails to pass the time, and pray Chen forgives you.
Hasn't the guy been through enough abuse?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
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