Now Laughing is a Crime

[AQuaintLife]

Long Island man issued summons for laughing too loud in his own home

Robert Schiavelli, 42, was recently slapped with two “absurd” summonses because his next-door neighbor complained that he could hear his hearty guffaws from across the driveway.

“I didn’t know it was a crime to laugh out a window,” said Schiavelli, who is considered disabled because he has frequent seizures and suffers from neurological impairments.

Schiavelli was chortling because he says his neighbor often taunts him due to his disability — and his best defense is to laugh him off.

[Aaron Burr]

Laughing should be punishable by waterboarding.

[Uncle Al]

laughing should be punishable by waterboarding.

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