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    Absolutely. What if an ice girl happened trip over the blue line, she'd be fully protected.
    Last edited by Zonga; 06-12-2012 at 10:40 PM. Reason: spelling sheesh!

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    Oh um, look we may have had a little misunderstanding here. My reasoning for the kevlar dental floss was to protect their "untouchables" from Burr forcing his mini me man member on them unwillingly.

    Unless he offered to pay for it, and they actually managed to agree on a price. Then whatever but he's still in pending litigation over Treadford's $2.00 Vietnamese night out on the town so don't hold your breath...
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    Duh!

    The hockey stick is suited to ending such situations. One good slap shot and it's over.

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    Its been 45 days. Forty-five! The NHL lock out has cancelled 1,398 games.

    Hubby got me the NHL channel this season.... so, I'm watching old Stanley Cup Playoffs. He also got me a 55" TV

    Here's yer ice girls!


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    To the best of my knowledge I don't have any "people" inside the NHL but I'll see what I can do. That's just wrong Mr. Z ponied up for the NHL channel and they're out of pocket this season.

    Besides, who wants to miss the ice girls in all 55" of their splendor?

    On Edit: Ice Girl, far left -See the resemblance to Joaquin Phoenix? Frightening...
    Last edited by Ironsmith; 10-31-2012 at 07:37 PM.
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    Those old goalie pads are classic. A local rink I worked at had a set of them, much easier to stop a puck with the modern ones.
    Last edited by spirit of Ronald Reagan; 10-31-2012 at 07:07 PM.

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    Yes, the modern pads are amazing!


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    The NHL lockout is in its 56th day. They're still bickering over 3 billion dollars. Zamboni drivers everywhere are out of work. Hockey fans are hating the NHL. 25,000 games have been cancelled.

    Here's a real ice girl.


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    NHL lockout day 90. The season has been cancelled through 12/30. The owners and the players (curse them) are losing fans, and the strike has put millions of people out of work.


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    Owners and players? Who cares about those greedy rug stains anyways, it's the ice girls I'm concerned about. Well that and you getting your NHL channel subscription refund.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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