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    Fat Vaccine ?

    I always figured if you're fat you eat too much or you're a couch tater' or both. It would seem these people have made all that possible with no side effects. Great news for lazy fat bastards everywhere.

    http://www.personalliberty.com/news/...011_06_15_PLA_[P11408439]&rrid=368249880

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    I see a fedgov inoculation mandate on the horizon.

    A fatal allergic response to birthday cake will develop about five years after inoculation.

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    Is there a vaccine out there that gives me immunity from paying taxes?

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    Imagine if there was a cure for homosexuality, how quickly would it be banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Is there a vaccine out there that gives me immunity from paying taxes?
    The 'earned income tax credit.' Get your federal income taxes refunded. There is a means test. It's not based on evilness so you prolly will not qualify.
    Last edited by Zonga; 07-19-2011 at 04:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Is there a vaccine out there that gives me immunity from paying taxes?
    Just pretend that you are a illegal alien.
    99 bottles of beer on the wall....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Navajo Joe View Post
    Just pretend that you are a illegal alien.
    Does that mean I have to learn Spanglish and hang out in the local Home Depot parking lot looking for work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Does that mean I have to learn Spanglish and hang out in the local Home Depot parking lot looking for work?
    Just bring your work boots, gloves and tamales.
    99 bottles of beer on the wall....

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    Will there be cervaysa at least? And I demand one of those leaf blowers that you see them using to blow dirt and debris onto other people's property.

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    you may need to turn your truck into a lowrider so you can drive thru the fields while picking lettuce. but as for cervaysa goes u might get fired for drinkin on the job
    99 bottles of beer on the wall....

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