Fat Vaccine ?

[Ironsmith]

Imagine if there was a cure for homosexuality, how quickly would it be banned?

You know there's a test out now, right?

[Aaron Burr]

You think he bought it and is sitting at home agonizing over the results?

[Ironsmith]

Who, Floyd? Yea I think he bought it and blew his brains out when it came back positive. Got a better explanation for his sudden disappearance?

[Aaron Burr]

Well...he was kinda' pissed that I didn't think that Japanese hentai porn was responsible for the devastating earthquake and deadly tsunami that struck Japan not too long ago. He figured' God smote Japan for dressing up their chilluns' in Burberry plaid all the time or something.

I forget, but he was wicked pissed. Which I realize now was only natural due to his newly discovered latent homosexuality. The poor sap was all confused...and horny. I wish I had known earlier, I could have helped him avoid all this unpleasantness by pointing out that if you bought the testing kit in the first place, you've already confirmed what everyone else naturally assumed.

And as for the horny part...that's why the Japanese invented hentai porn in the first place.

[Ironsmith]

Well people, there you have it. Floyd caught the gay...

[Mr. T]

Do we have a cure for Floyd?

[Ironsmith]

Do we have a cure for Floyd?

Yep, we sure do. Any idea where we might find him, it's best to deliver the cure for homo's as quickly as possible in an attempt to slow the spread of the disease.

[Mr. T]

I prefer spikes on the end so they cant get away.

[Ironsmith]

I dunno man, I like to give 'em one smack to the fuggin head and keep the bat moving. You see when your busy schedule has you out smashing the skull's of multiple queers you learn a few things about blood splattering. You dont want spikes in the bat, trust me on that one.

The initial hit creates an instant hemorrhage and the follow through keeps the blood moving away from you, and you really want that to happen.

I mean the point is who wants to get fag blood on them? It's bad enough you have to find a hose and rinse off the bat every time you smash some queers face with it.