Right? You really think there's a market for ape fur's? I'm still on the hunt for that squatch, you bet I'm going to skin that timber monkey and get my riding lawnmower back!Originally Posted by Zonga
Right? You really think there's a market for ape fur's? I'm still on the hunt for that squatch, you bet I'm going to skin that timber monkey and get my riding lawnmower back!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Ape, Monkey, -whatever. All I know is there's an overwhelming desire to grab a gun and give chase at the sight of one.
Look, the point is we have to exterminate these things or next thing you know they're going to be voting to.
God help you if one of the things gets the keys to your riding mower and makes it's way to the liquor store.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
If a baboon gets to the liquor store on your riding mower don't shoot until he gets back with your order.
Give me a break. If I saw a monkey driving a lawn mower to the liquor store I'd definitely shoot it.
Why?
Because if it's on it's way to the store I know it'll have some money. So that's dinner and enough small change to catch a flick after supper. Shooting it on the way back from the store means you run the risk of being forced to drink whatever rotgut IronSmith has a taste for, plus, I'm sure the monkey will be a little gamey after sitting in the hot sun for all that time.
Definitely shoot first and ask questions after dinner.
Well, it'll either have some money or it'll have a gun. You come out ahead regardless.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Either way, there's a dead monkey. Win-win situation.
And, you stand to gain one sweet new shiny riding mower out of the deal to. Assuming of course you don't pull the shot like a downsy kid banging on a drum set and hit the motor.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
The theft of your riding mower just wears on you every day doesn't it?
Just go buy a new one and chrome it. Or, do like I do and go buy an old style riding mower and paint it like the General Lee.
The point is, with Romney as our new Demi-God-King, the economy will bounce right back and teenage pregnancy rates will plummet.
Downside? Anyone?
Look, new tractors just suck. They arent made to do any work anymore outside of cutting grass. I am on the hunt for a time capsule preserved wheel horse, and I will find one!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
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