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    A little bit about me.

    They sent my Census form back!!

    In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I put: 12 million illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jerry Springer and Maury Povich Shows, 800,000 people in our penal establishments, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!

    Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
    Every Man Dies, But Not Every Man Lives.

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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    Just put down "unholy army of the damned". I do every census and they never make a peep about it.

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    Nice post. I like it. Thanks for sharing these information. Keep it up.

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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    alton, I had to ban you buddy. No one I know in Pakistan would congratulate me for sharing information. That's not my line of work. But feel free to buys some stuff at the E.C. store. I'm sure you'll find it illuminating.

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    Do you ban everybody?

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    Sounds like he needs to start

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    I'm never banning anybody ever again. It's too much hassle. Go do what you want...

    I mean right after I ban the both of you.

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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    Oh she's just giving me a hard time because I gave her one over her avatar...and possibly accused her of being IronSmith. It could have happened to anybody.

    Like Skipper. She seems to have gone AWOL for some reason. Possibly a broken heart. Who can say. The point is, as you can plainly see, I didn't ban her. In fact, there's really no evidence that I've banned anybody, ever. Just a lot of scurrilous talk and half whispered conspiracies.

    You people should move along. There's nothing to see here. Scoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Burr View Post
    ...move along. There's nothing to see here...
    Seems I've heard that line before somewhere...

    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Turns out I was righter than I knew about ol' Randi.

    "She seems to have gone AWOL for some reason. Possibly a broken heart. Who can say."

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