They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I put: 12 million illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jerry Springer and Maury Povich Shows, 800,000 people in our penal establishments, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.