BlackMailed...er!!!!!

[Aaron Burr]

Gah. The dreaded update of the front page. I always start out with such high hopes but then lose interest around 25 words or so.





Any questions? Really? A bunch?

fug.

Alright. But this means copying and pasting a dump truck full of emails.

All relating to those fun loving scamps up in Wisconsin I done chat with on the FaceBook gizwidget. I wrote about them on the front page somewhere.
Yeah, it's still goin' on. During college football of all times.

[Aaron Burr]

BILL: Is your actual name Jason Grossman?

If not, what is your actual name.

Please answer these, and we can go from there.

Bill Schmalfeldt
Examiner.com

ME: I'm not sure why you would think my name is Jason Grossman. He's the guy who owns madshirtz.com. His company runs the commercial side of my website, evilconservatives.net. His company also runs approximately 200 other web stores.

Anyway, I imagine you're all sore about the Parkinsons joke. My pops has Parkinsons too, I told him that joke and he laughed. But since you don't know me, I can see why that might have hit a nerve. Meh. The only reason I even posted anything is because I for one, am starting to lose my patience. See, we did all this stuff weeks ago. Literally weeks. Want the run down?

1.) Some idiots on facebook got nasty with some friends of mine. No big deal, it's facebook.
2.) Friends of mine mentioned they were gonna' mess with the FB idiots.
3.)Um......that's pretty much it.

All this other stuff, hilarious as it may be, really doesn't amount to a hill of beans. We say we're shredding petitions, the other side goes out and buys sigs from kidz and pays them in cigarettes. We say we're gonna' date rape a petition, the other side goes out and harasses people they don't like. We say we're raping democracy on a barroom pinball machine and the other side goes out and buys gunz. Seriously, you should see this crap on FB.

Can you begin to see it from our side? Possibly mine? I'm smacking seriously stupid people around on the net and it's boring the Hell out of me. I'm just a hired gun for this brouhaha. I could care less what Wisconsin does. Unless you guys need a couple hundred "pray for islam" bacon grease votive candles. Che' Guevara shootin' targets? Whiskey stones?

We're a full service website of malice.

Any other questions? If so, just shoot me an email. It's not like I have anything better to do during the workday.....it's kinda' the downside of being moderately well off and lazy.

Hope this finds you well,

Aaron Burr
V.P. Research & Destruction
EvilConservatives.net

[supergreek50]

Machinist said that "You can't ban awesome" when i spoke to him

He also said that he would send what you requested in the mail. don't ask me how

[Aaron Burr]

BILL: Sorry about your dad. You didn't answer my question. Are you Jason Grossman? Yes or no. I have reason to believe you are (and what appears to be proof), but if you are not just say so and we'll take a closer look.

NEXT EMAIL: I understand. You say you're a hired gun for this stuff. Who hired you. And if your name really is Jason Grossman, be proud, dude. Mine is Schmalfeldt. Try living with that!!!

I'm not trying to kill anybody. It's just that a lot of people are taking this page seriously and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

Bill

[Aaron Burr]

ME: No, I am not Jason Grossman. I explained that in my last email. I wish I could divulge the name of the client who hired me, but due to the confidentiality clause in the contract, I simply cannot. However, it ain't the tea party, the GOP, Scott Walker or anybody you've ever heard of. It's just some random guy. He liked my writing style and wanted to have some fun. Simple as that. Haven't you ever ghosted an article?

If people are taking OBN seriously....I'm at a loss. It's also available in Arabic and Spanish on FB. Should I make one in Yiddish too?

Oh! Here's a scoop for your readers! We're not heating our homes with petitions anymore. Now were signing petitions. We hope to turn in 35 million signatures before the deadline. Verifying those might take some time. that's O.K. We're all about job creation.

[Aaron Burr]

BILL: Thank you for your quick response. It will ease a lot of misunderstanding. Is Aaron Burr your actual name? If not, would you mind telling me what your real name is so I can get to the bottom of this? And I guess what you're saying is, Evil Conservatives is YOUR site, but Jason Grossman's companies advertise on them. Is that what you're saying?

Thanks. I know it sounds like journalists ask some really stupid questions at times, but the reason for that is, we don't want to infer anything if at all possible. It's better to get the story right the first time.

'Preciate it!

Bill

NEXT EMAIL: Still hoping you'll grace my little story by telling me what your real name is. A check of the Prescott area shows nobody named "Aaron Burr," but if you say that's your real name I have no choice but to believe you until someone proves its a lie. So, please answer the e-mail. Thanks,

Bill

[Aaron Burr]

ME: To clarify. Jason Grossman owns madshirtz.com. He makes tshirts. His company hosts the commercial vending side of evilconservatives.net. His company also hosts 200 other webstores. They all sell shirts. I doubt if he keeps track of all of them. It's automated. People buy something on my site. His store is notified, they make the junk and then ship it.

Let me ask you something. Why all this scrutiny over my name? Is this because of that milk commercial? I've never know a moments peace since that fuggin' thing aired. Is my facebook avatar to blame? If so, you should know that it's the logo of the evilconservatives.net website. Have you checked facebook? There are several Aaron Burrs. One even lives in England. No one seems to question them. Would you like a signed photo?

I'm sorry if I sound a bit testy. This line of inquiry is something I have to deal with on a daily basis, and it never seems to lead to a boost in sales.

Very sincerely yours,

Aaron Burr
etc...etc...

BILL: You expend so much effort to evade, when you can just answer a simple question. You say you are not Jason Grossman. Fine. We're cool with that, until someone reads my story and can prove that you lied. Secondly, I just want to know what your real name is. You know what my real name is. What's yours? Is that really that difficult?

Bill Schmalfeldt (My middle name is Matthew).
Examiner.com

[supergreek50]

....and then he runs a story trashing AB, claiming him to be Jason, etc

Such great journalistic ethics!

[Aaron Burr]

ME: I did answer your email. I do have a day job after all. I no longer live in Prescott Arizona. I do have a P.O. box in Chino Valley. As well as one in Appleton Wisconsin. I don't believe I've been evasive, and resent your casual bandying about of the word "lie". I believe this concludes our interview.... unless you're willing to come up with some dough. In which case I'll be more than happy to sell out my employer.

BILL: Oh, one more thing… (God that sounded like Columbo in my head… before your time. never mind…)

Jason owns madshirts. Does he also own anythingonashirt.com? Or do you own that?

Bill

[Aaron Burr]

ME: Money talks my benighted friend. Good day.

BILL: Not asking you to sell out your employer. Only asking what your real name is. How does that sell out your employer?

BILL: And please, I do not mean this as a threat because you seem like a decent sort who thought he was just having fun. But Wisconsin folks are an odd lot. And now that I've gone to press, I wouldn't be surprised if there's not some sort of official investigation. This is kinda your time, Aaron, to get a story straight and stick to it, if you know what I mean. Even playing around with the idea of interfering in such a hotly contested election in Wisconsin, especially if you're crossing state lines to do it, dude, I don't need to tell you what kind of trouble that can cause you AND your employer. The cops won't offer you money to rat him out. The wheels are in motion, they move slow, but they move. So, like I said, bro, time to put out a straight story and minimize your exposure. If you know what I mean.

A word to the wise?

Bill

BILL: Duh. Gee! Duh. And he'll tell me that he's him and you is you? Duh.

Come on Aaron. You're already involved. You admitted it on the site. I won't bother you again, but mine will not be the last voice you hear. You need someone in the media looking out for you, bubba, and if you're straight with me I'll be straight with you.

Now, do we have anything else to talk about? Or shall I just go away and let the chips fall, etc.?

Bill

BILL: I mean, if I found you, a dumbassed jerk with Parkinson's, imagine how easy it will be for the feds. This is a federal crime we're talking about. But you know that.

Take care.

Bill