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[Zonga]

Because people won't associate the Zonga brothers immediately with Jug Ears and St. Joe the way they do with the jackass brothers.

That sort of thing writes itself.

I just don't like the words 'Jack Ass' on my bag. Can you make it say the Donkey Bros?

[Uncle Al]

You could make it Nairobi Brother.

[Zonga]

I really like this image. If you haven't started formatting the JacK Ass Bros clown please put this one on my canvas bag instead. If you've already done the clown one I'll take two bags.

Good work!

[Aaron Burr]

Image on both sides? Or different image on each side? Or single image on one side?

[Zonga]

OOOOHHHH choices choices.... I like both images.

I'd like two bags. Same image on both sides. One bag with the clown, the other with the Chicago Way. They are going to look fabulous!

[Aaron Burr]

Hmmm. Yeah, I couldn't make up my mind. I guess having the same image on both sides would look better.

[Zonga]

Oh yea, they will shine from both sides. I just hope the bag will be washable with the art on it. You know how I feel about e.coli and hepatitis colonizing my shopping bags. I'll use a gentle cycle and air dry.

[Aaron Burr]

Hmmm. Wash it inside out with cold water. You might want to stick a plastic bag inside it if using for repeated visits to the grocery store.

No wait! Buy more tote bags! Yeah. That's the ticket. Just buy out my inventory. That plan seems pretty fool proof to me. Why not try that?

[Zonga]

Maybe I'll use one only for the liquor store and the other for my umm yoga gear. But when I buy meat I always put it in a plastic bag before I put it in the cart.

BTW - never never never use the little child seat area on a shopping cart - e.coli heaven where the kids sit.

[Zonga]

I've reconsidered framing your work. What do you have available?