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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    You're still in for a tote bag, right? But framing? Don't you have a printer at home? Get good paper and frame that. Unless you want a specific size. Just give me the dimensions you want. Any image is available. I can print those up no problem at the local print shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonga View Post
    OOOOHHHH choices choices.... I like both images.

    I'd like two bags. Same image on both sides. One bag with the clown, the other with the Chicago Way. They are going to look fabulous!

    See, I'm asking for two bags, after I see them I'll think about my Christmas list and what I need framed.

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    O.K.O.K., they'll be available by this weekend.

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    So, go ahead and send my short handle shopping bags, I need to go shopping. You have my new address (13 inches above sea level - good thing jug ears stopped the sea from rising and healed the planet).

    Oh. Well, yea, I'll send you a check, just tell me how much and the address.

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    Here's a merchandise idea that's bound to be a big seller. I see obviously conservative matronly ladies walking their dogs all the time. What are they carrying? They are carrying plastic bags full of dog sh!t. It's sort of fun to watch them trying to act all nonchalant and hoping that if they themselves ignore the fact that they're carrying around a bag of dog sh!t that maybe everybody else will ignore it too.

    Evil Conservatives to the rescue! Print up some plastic bags to look sort of like GG or YsL handbags and sell them inside-out. After the dog squeeze hits the grass, the now smartly equipped conservative matron can casually reach down with her hand inside the bag, grab the crap, and turn the bag right-side out. For the rest of her jaunt she'll be carrying FiFi's crap in style!
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
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    Good concept Unky, but this belongs on the poop bags:


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    She stays up all night battling liberals, obliterates another bottle of rye and still knocks it clean out of the park. Skills, -Zonga has them.
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    So this image has a lot going for it. But it's missing the by line.

    Would men wear this on a t-shirt I wonder. I know women would


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    I'd sure wear it! It has everything: three M1911s, two revolvers, a submachine gun, and an ammo belt. And a blonde in a red dress with a low neckline.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    So I've been trying to communicate with the guy at Anything on Shirts to get EC art on a book bag - looks like the cost will be somewhere in the $20's. The price is good considering the quality art. The book bag size is good because the art will be more visible, groceries like eggs and bread, delicate items, are not likely to stain the bag and require frequent washing - OH GEEZ - one could even carry books in it!

    I'm working on it.

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