View Poll Results: Are people stupider?

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  • Hellz yes.

    6 60.00%
  • Hellz no, quit pickin' on me ya' smarmy bastard.

    0 0%
  • Death to all carbon based life forms.

    2 20.00%
  • Civilization ended when the Irish were given the vote.

    1 10.00%
  • Why isn't this in spanish?

    3 30.00%
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    Count Pimpula Ironsmith's Avatar
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    What about prison labor from a local lock up? Heck I can still get a snitch shanked for a dozen oranges, there's got to be a way to use free convict labor for that job.
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    Yeah, but by using innocent and delicious kidz I knock out community service. I'm planting a fuggin' ArBurritum. Schools are totally gay for anything dirt and wood related. It's a two fer.

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    You're forgetting the most obvious advantage, if using children and one dies from over exhaustion you have a smaller hole to dig and bury the body.

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    !!!!CONFIRMED!!!!



    Retiring Dem: 'The People Have Gotten Dumber'



    Retiring congressman Gary Ackerman, a Democrat from New York, reflects on his time in Congress.

    "Congressman Ackerman, you’ve been here 30 years. Can you define comity as it existed when you arrived versus how it exists now?," Bloomberg Businessweek asks.

    Ackerman responds: " Your premise is that comity exists now. It may not be entirely accurate. It used to be you had real friends on the other side of the aisle. It’s not like that anymore. Society has changed. The public is to blame as well. I think the people have gotten dumber. I don’t know that I would’ve said that out loud pre-my announcement that I was going to be leaving. [Laughter] But I think that’s true. I mean everything has changed. The media has changed. We now give broadcast licenses to philosophies instead of people. People get confused and think there is no difference between news and entertainment. People who project themselves as journalists on television don’t know the first thing about journalism. They are just there stirring up a hockey game."


    Now that's it's official, might I suggest going for broke as far as exploiting these stupid bastards?

    Read it for yourselves right here.

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    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    "People who project themselves as journalists on television don’t know the first thing about journalism. They are just there stirring up a hockey game."

    Wait - What?!? How the fug can you stir up something that's already as stirred up as things ever get?

    Or are we talking about non-televised hockey games here?
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    All that denigrating talk of the American people have gotten dumber and nary a mention of just shooting the ones that can't meet some basic standards.

    Little kids have to meet standardized testing levels in school, why not subject welfare recipients to the same standards with a bit harsher penalty?

    All I'm saying is a 25 cent solution beats the taxpayers funding yet another generation of these fools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    Little kids have to meet standardized testing levels in school, why not subject welfare recipients to the same standards with a bit harsher penalty?
    Mr. Shabazz, the band tightening around your neck will release when you solve for x in the general quadratic equation ax² + bx + c = 0
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    It's not looking good for "Shabazz"! LOL!!! I hereby nominate Uncle AL for Chairman of the US Dept. of Adult Educational Testing.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    It's not looking good for "Shabazz"! LOL!!! I hereby nominate Uncle AL for Chairman of the US Dept. of Adult Educational Testing.
    Thank you, thank you! But I don't want to be Chairman of the US Dept. of Adult Educational Testing. I want to be Chairman of the Uncle Al Dept. of Adult Educational Testing.

    Oh, yeah, for those who have forgotten, x = ( -b ± √(b² - 4ac) ) / 2a
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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