Lock and load people, the Zombies are coming!

[Zonga]

Definition of a zombie

[Aaron Burr]

Yes, defeating the unholy zombie hoard is everyones goal. Except of course Unky' Al, who wouldn't throw a lifeline to a Nazi even if that guy had a backpack full of ham sammiches and Pringles with a life jacket full of Schnaps.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

So why aren't we capturing these zombies and reprogramming them to carry our out evil agenda?

[Aaron Burr]

Because that takes too much time. Just whack em' over the head with a cricket bat and roll em' in a ditch.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Fine, everybody make sure you check for EBT cards before you leave the scene.